first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*
im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me
If we are in a mutual, feel free to:
- Ask me for my Skype.
- Ask me for my phone number.
- Ask me to be your expert witness in court.
- Show up at my house unannounced, and challenge me to a Yu-Gi-Oh! duel.
- Provide me with constructive criticism about my crab walk.
- Put Brazilian Wandering Spiders in my banana cream pudding .
when someone makes a joke about something you’re insecure about
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like